From his first job as a travelling sales rep selling Paddington Bears to his latest wheeze as a gentleman farmer, Jeremy Clarksons love of cars has just about kept him out of trouble. But in a persistently infuriating world, sometimes you have to race full-throttle at the speed-bumps. Because theres still plenty to get cross about, including: * Why nothing good ever came out of a meeting * Mueslis unmentionable side effects * Navigating London when every single road is being dug up at once * People who read online reviews of dishwashers * ****ing driverless cars Buckle up for a bumpy ride - youre holding the only book in history to require seatbelts . . . Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: Brilliant . . . Laugh-out-loud Daily Telegraph Outrageously funny . . . Will have you in stitches Time Out Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube Evening Standard